Slut Quest

Warning: TRIGGER WARNING: This game is not suitable for those easily tempted to have sex.
It's 2014. You tell yourself each day that you're ready to make a new life for yourself, but it never comes to fruition. Sometimes it's hard to get the motivation, being depressed as you are... but eventually something was going to give. Today, it was your bed, giving under your enormous weight. Today might very well be the day to get it all together and make a new life.

Your vagina has proven to be more of a hindrance than a help with getting your motivation together. As all women know, the vagina immediately removes all the privileges that normally come with the male penis: motivation, skill, perseverance, and success -- all male penis privileges. Despite this, you decide it's time to make a change.

What will you do?
[1] It's time to get off my butt and start a game company!
[2] I think I'll complain about my bed breaking. Don't bed makers understand how discriminating it is to only cater to skinny privileged straight white people?
[3] Get a Job
[4] Lose weight

Player Status: Unmotivated but hopeful...

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